A list, in no particular order and of no particular completeness.
- Noam Chomsky
- Ayn Rand
- Gandhi
- Winston Churchill
- Hunter S Thompson
- Pope John Paul II
- Jim Morrison
- George W Bush
- Milton Freedman
- Timothy Leary
- Adolph Hitler (by way of comparison)
- Dr Seuss
- Frederic Nietzsche
- any DJ other than John Peel
- Richard Stallman
- Ann Coulter
- Bill Watterson
- Richard Dawkins
- any anthropomorphized animal character
- Strom Thurmond
- John Lennon
- Karl Marx
- Adolf Eichman
- Anton LaVey
- Jerry Falwell
- any baseball personality
- Aleister Crowley
- Carlos Casteneda
- Einstein (if not about physics)
- Deepak Chopra
- William Randolph Hearst
- Bobby Fischer
- anyone with a blog
- L. Ron Hubbard
- William Shakespeare
- Robert Anton Wilson
- Mark Twain
- Bono, or anyone Bono would quote
Compiled with suggestions from Jason Goldman, Timoni Grone, Jeremy LaTrasse, Aziz + Rachel, and Craig Davis.
