All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From Webcomics

• Being on the Internet isn\’t the same as being famous.


• You better watch that LiveJournal habit, \’cause pretty soon you could end up a real blogger (for the record, I think bloggers who give up their “real” blogs for LJ are even worse, and Suzy will back me up).


• The numbers are supposed to go after your name, not in them. Fuck.


• Samus from Metroid is a total bitch.


• There\’s no guarantee I won\’t spontaneously melt.